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The other day I was thinking, ‘I just overthink things.’ And then I thought, ‘Do I, though?’

Demetri Martin


We have a finite environment – the planet.  Anyone who thinks that you can have infinite growth in a finite environment is either a madman or an economist.

David Attenborough


You can’t teach your children anything.  They learn everything from you.

Johnny Ball


One of the pleasures of old age is the thought that I shall never see Heathrow again.

Penelope Lively




You can’t make old friends.

(Think about it)

Christopher Hitchens


I don’t like doughnuts.

Mr Panda


The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Bill Watterson


We are well advised to keep on nodding terms with the people we used to be, whether we find them attractive company or not.

Joan Didion


It’s difficult for most people to imagine the creative process in tennis. Seemingly, it’s just an athletic manner of hitting the ball consistently well within the boundaries of the court. That analysis is just as specious as thinking that the difficulty in portraying King Lear on stage is learning all the lines.

Virginia Wade



Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.

Dorothy Parker